- Upload your resume or paste your LinkedIn PDF or copy&paste content of your profile
- Provide the job description you're applying for
- Click "Roast Me" and brace yourself for brutal honesty
- Laugh, cry, and then improve your application
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ROAST Me for Applying to This Job
Get brutally honest feedback on your job application and improve your chances of landing that dream job!
How It Works
What Roastees Say
"I thought my resume was solid when I submitted it, but after that roast... let’s just say I might’ve been a little too confident. They pointed out stuff I didn’t even realize was an issue – like how I was trying too hard with some of my skills. It stung a bit, but in a funny way. It actually made me rethink how I present myself, and I got some great pointers to improve. Definitely worth it, if you don’t mind a bit of a reality check mixed with some laughs!"
- Laura P., Product Manager
"I knew it was going to be a roast, but man, they didn’t hold back! They really called out my over-the-top 'buzzword bingo' and gave me a few good laughs while also showing me how I can come off more authentic. It’s weird, but I actually felt good afterward—like I was learning and laughing at myself at the same time. Now, my resume feels way more 'me,' and I'm not afraid to put it out there. Honestly, I'd recommend this to anyone!"
- Michal M., SW Engineer
"So I thought, ‘Okay, how bad can a roast be?’, right? Turns out, they found some flaws I didn’t even know existed. My formatting, my phrasing… they didn’t just roast it—they torched it! But I appreciated how it wasn’t just jokes; there were actually some really helpful tips hidden in there. I laughed a lot, but I also walked away with solid advice on how to make my resume stronger. It was a little painful, but I’m glad I did it!"
- Katerina P., Markting Specialist
"I’m not gonna lie, I was feeling pretty good about myself before that roast. Afterward? Yeah, not so much. They hit me with some harsh truths about my job descriptions being vague and, well, kind of boring. But here’s the thing—I couldn’t stop laughing! And when I stopped laughing, I realized I actually learned a lot about how to better frame my skills. It was tough love, but in a way that felt like a weird mix of comedy and career advice. 10/10 would do it again."
- Thomas K., CTO
FAQ
- Is this service really free?
- Yes, it's absolutely free. We believe in karma and hope you'll share the laughs (and the site) with others.
- How accurate is the roast?
- Our AI is trained to be brutally honest, but remember, it's meant to be both funny and helpful. Take the advice with a grain of salt and a sense of humor.
- Is my data safe?
- We value your privacy. Your resume and job descriptions are used only for generating the roast and are not stored or shared.
About Roast Me Well
With experience in recruiting for principal C-level roles, I’ve successfully filled senior, principal, VP, and C-level IT positions throughout my career. I’ve reviewed thousands of profiles, job descriptions, and interviewed hundreds of candidates. Along the way, I’ve seen how simple mistakes or missed opportunities can make the job search more difficult than it needs to be. Ghosting, rejections, and endless searches don’t have to be the norm.
I approach stressful situations with humor and believe that AI can be just as approachable—offering helpful guidance while bringing a smile. Together with my partner-in-crime, an experienced backend developer and CTO, we’re building something special.
While we enjoy creating fun, engaging apps, our bigger mission is serious: to put a professional recruiter in your pocket. Our goal is to help guide you throughout your career, offering insights and advice when you need it most. By learning from these fun apps, we’re constantly refining our AI to bring a more human touch to the job search process—making it easier, less stressful, and a lot more enjoyable.
Tell us what your pain is—we’re listening. We’re building this for you, so stepping up the career ladder doesn’t have to be harsh or painful.
vairee@vairee.ai